In case you’ve somehow overlooked shiny diamonds, exotic cars, lavish real estate, private jets, bespoke stylists, hairdressers, barbers, tattoo artists, high-powered lawyers, the latest bombers, and an army of men. , coast guard of big hoes, oceans of champagne and a legally binding certificate of authenticity signed by the entire NBA under duress, Drake very rich. So rich, in fact, that he is acquainted with luxuries, the rest of whom he never knew existed, let alone included in the vision councils of our youth. But Drake has been eyeing the awards since before he could even walk (which wasn’t until 2009, before that, he asked to use a wheelchair if he wanted any attention or money). Drake recently let his fans in on a little secret that only the richest and most elite individuals on the planet know about. Trump may have used his power and influence to grab pussies with impunity, but Drake is made of much softer stuff than that. Well, it actually depends on what he’s eating and how many bottles he’s popped, but for Drake, taking a slow shit for a long time in private while others wait in line is proof positive that he’s an extraordinary guy.
Drake is deeply preparing for a show at the Apollo Theater (Drake may be rich but he couldn’t get them to rename it the Adonis Theater as a link to the release of Certified Lover Boy) who boasts that it will be “A trip down memory lane.Yesterday, in an Instagram story, Drake announced that he “I’ll start using 2023 to tell you my factsAnd I’m sorry to report that Drake fact ((™)It is a subsidiary of God’s plan)) is that you are broke and ugly. But please, don’t let this discourage you! Drake himself was at least once one of those things, look at him now! He is richer than God and purifies wherever and whenever he pleases. #CrapGoals, #Too Rich, #BallersDoItBackToFront.
I love it when Drake unintentionally tells himself, and in this post, he tells us that, in the past, he would usually request use of people’s private bathrooms and was denied entry numerous times. But then he became so rich that doors began to open in front of him. Perhaps once the level of respect he enjoys reaches the heights of his wealth, the doors of the staff bathrooms of strip clubs and sports arenas will not only be open for him. Until that day, just like the rest of us, Drake will continue to tuck his pants up one leg at a time. But unless the rest of us, Drake needs privacy because he’s one of those strangers who takes his pants away when he goes to get his shit. # champagne
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